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- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XXVI
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Stick with me and we will go places!
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Who can shave 10 times a day and still have a beard?
A barber.
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What do you call a horse that can't lose a race?
Sherbet
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What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant
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What did the triangle say to the circle?
Your pointless!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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