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#1 2024-07-16 21:35:52
- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XXVII
What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
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Did you hear about the guy who died when an axe fell on him?
The police are calling it an axe-i-dent.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
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Did you hear about the monster with five legs?
His trousers fit him like a glove.
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Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
Because they're all in High School!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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