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What runs but doesn't get anywhere?
A refrigerator.
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What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
The Space bar!
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Why was the robot mad?
People kept pushing its buttons.
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What exam do young witches have to pass?
A spell-ing test!
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Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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