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#1 2024-07-25 14:11:25
- Jai Ganesh
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More Clean Jokes - XXXIX
Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
Neither, they both weigh a ton!
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What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
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Where do bulls get their messages?
On a bull-etin board.
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What do bulls do when they go shopping?
They CHARGE!
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What runs but can't walk?
The faucet!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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