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What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?
A water bed!
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What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?
Firecrackers!
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Why did the barber win the race?
Because he took a short cut.
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Where do boats go when they get sick?
The dock.
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What do you call leftover aliens?
Extra Terrestrials.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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