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What did a sign say outside the pet shop? 
Buy 1 dog get 1 flea! 
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Why did the insomniac man get arrested? 
He resisted a rest.
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Why did the computer break up with the internet? 
There was no "Connection". 
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What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies? 
A garbage truck. 
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Why did the music teacher need a ladder? 
To reach the high notes.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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