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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Clean Jokes - LII

What four letters will frighten a burglar?
O I C U.
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Where does bad light go?
To prism!
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What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
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I can run but not walk, have a mouth but can't talk, and a bed, but I do not sleep. What am I?
A River.
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Want to hear a dirty joke?
A kid jumped into a mud puddle.
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