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#1 2024-08-05 00:07:51

Jai Ganesh
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Spring Jokes - I

When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During Ape-ril showers!
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Can February March?
No, but April May!
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Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
Because they've just finished a long, 31 day March!
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
Spring-time!
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What flowers grow on faces?
Tulips (Two-lips)!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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