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Q: What is a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Hail!
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Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is "change" in the weather.
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Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
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Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.
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Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two's company, three's a cloud.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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