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Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
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Q: Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?
A: The nearest ISOBAR.
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Q: What's worse than raining buckets?
A: Hailing taxis!
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Q: How can you wrap a cloud?
A: With a rainbow.
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Q: What does it do before it rains candy?
A: It sprinkles!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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