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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Rain Jokes - V

Q: How do thunderstorms invest their money?
A: In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets.
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Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A: A rain of terror.
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Q: What often falls but never gets hurt?
A: Rain.
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Worrying is stupid.
It's like walking around with an umbrella, waiting for it to rain.
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Be strong now because things will get better.
It might be stormy now, But it can't rain forever!
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