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**Jai Ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Q: What was the average age of a cave man?

A: Stone Age!

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Q: Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

A: Because it was marble cake!

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Q: What did the witch do on her birthday?

A: She spellabrates.

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Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?

A: He shellabrates!

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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