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Q: Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
A: It was icing on the cake.
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Q: What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
A: You can have your cake and eat it too.
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Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!
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Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
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Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
A: It was a flappy one!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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