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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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School Jokes - V

Q: How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature?
A: Romeostasis.
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Q: What happened when the teacher tied everyone's laces together?
A: They went on a class trip.
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Q: Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school?
A: Because she sprained her angle!!
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Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin.
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Q: Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
A: He had his head in the clouds.
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