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Q: How do you call the largest accumulation point of poles? 
A: Warsaw! 
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Q: What do you call a music teacher with problems? 
A: A trebled man.
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Q: How did the Janitor Die? 
A: He Kicked the bucket.
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Q: Did you hear they're changing the flooring in daycare centers? 
A: They're calling it infant-tile! 
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Q: What gets white as it gets dirty? 
A: Chalkboard.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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