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#1 2024-09-01 00:05:17
- Jai Ganesh
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Money Jokes - I
Q: What does one penny say to the other penny?
A: Let's get together and make some cents.
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If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
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Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs?
A: A penny.
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Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is "change" in the weather.
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Q: Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one is not a nickel. What are they?
A: A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn't a nickel.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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