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#1 2024-09-08 00:03:17

Jai Ganesh
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Dinosaur Jokes - II

Q: Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay?
A: Anywhere he wants to.
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A: A Bronto-snorus.
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Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A: Because they can't afford new ones!
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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables?
A: A.brocileasoarus.
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