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#1 2024-09-10 00:08:24
- Jai Ganesh
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Dinosaur Jokes - IV
Q: What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?
A: Tomato-saurus.
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Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
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Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A: Doyouthinkhesawus.
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Q: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun?
A: At the dino-shore.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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