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#1 2024-09-12 00:03:48
- Jai Ganesh
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Dinosaur Jokes - VI
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
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Q: What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented?
A: A Model T-Rex.
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Q: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer.
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Q: Which dinosaur is pure evil?
A: Daemonosaurus.
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Q: What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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