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Jai Ganesh

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Dinosaur Jokes - XI

Q: What's better than a talking dinosaur ?
A: A spelling bee !
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops !
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Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !
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Q: Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ?
A: A dino-sewer !
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Q: Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
A: To the dino-shore !
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