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#1 2024-09-19 00:03:54

Jai Ganesh
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Dinosaur Jokes - XIII

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?
A: My-feet-are-saurus.
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Q: When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
A: When it's not raining!
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Q: What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ?
A: A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT?
A: Dino-mite.
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Q: Why don't dinosaurs ever forget?
A: Because no one ever tells them anything!
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