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Jai Ganesh

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Dinosaur Jokes - XIV

Q: What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
A: Anything she wants!
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Q: What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?
A: The strawberry is red!
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Q: Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?
A: So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
A: Strawberry jam !
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Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs !
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