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#1 2024-09-21 00:08:32
- Jai Ganesh
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Dinosaur Jokes - XV
Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
A: As fur as you can get!
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Q: Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook !
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Q: What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?
A: Baby dinosaurs!
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Q: Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ?
A: In the dark!
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Q: What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?
A: A toothbrush.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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