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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Cat Jokes - I

Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning herself?
A. She's smoking a cigarette.
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Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?
A: A terrified postman!
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Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
A: a meowntain.
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Q: When is a lion not a lion?
A: When he turns into his cage!
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