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#1 2024-09-23 00:04:28

Jai Ganesh
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Cat Jokes - I

Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning herself?
A. She's smoking a cigarette.
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Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?
A: A terrified postman!
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Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
A: a meowntain.
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Q: When is a lion not a lion?
A: When he turns into his cage!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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