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#1 2024-09-25 00:02:09
- Jai Ganesh
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Cat Jokes - III
Q: What do you call an animal that can jump higher than a kangaroo?
A: Cathletic.
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Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
A: An aunt-eater!
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Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were copycats!
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Q: What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
A: A car-pet.
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Q: Why did the cat wear a dress?
A: She was feline fine.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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