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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Cat Jokes - V

Q: What did the cat say when he lost his toys?
A: You got to be kitten me.
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Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
A: Purrrple!
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Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
A: They both wear stripes!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!
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Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!
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