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#1 2024-10-03 20:51:58
- Jai Ganesh
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Cat Jokes - XII
Q: What kind of car does a fat cat drive?
A: A Catillac!
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Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only ate condensed milk!
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Q: What do you call a cat that smells good?
A: A prrrr-fume.
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Q: Did you hear about the cat who wanted to learn how to bark?
A: Curiousity killed the cat.
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Q: What is a cats favorite kitchen tool?
A: The "whisker".
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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