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#1 2024-10-05 00:03:50
- Jai Ganesh
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Cat Jokes - XIV
Q: What do you call a cat that can address the media?
A: A Press Kit.
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Q: What do cats wear at night?
A: Paw-jamas!
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Q: What is a felines favorite day of the week?
A: Caturday.
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Q: What time is it when ten cats chase a mouse?
A: Ten After One.
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Q: What do you call a cat that does tricks?
A: A magic kit.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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