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#1 2024-10-07 00:07:15
- Jai Ganesh
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Cat Jokes - XVI
Q: What's the first thing you say to a cat?
A: HELLO KITTY!
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Q: What do you need to get a fast cat to use the litter box?
A: Quicksand.
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Q: What was the special offer at the pet store this week?
A: Buy 1 Cat get 1 Flea!
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Q: What do you call a kitten that likes to cuddle?
A: Paws-tively purrrfect.
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Q: What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail?
A: Me-ow!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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