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Jai Ganesh

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Dog Jokes - II

Q: What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone?
A: A golden receiver!
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Q: What does my dog and my phone have in common?
A: They both have collar I.D.
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Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A labracadabrador.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee?
A: A Greyhound Buzz.
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Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates?
A: Aware wolf.
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