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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Dog Jokes - IX

Q: Why did the owner get his dog a special collar?
A: He didn't want her to flea.
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Q: Why does the dog bring toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he is a party pooper.
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Q: What is a dog's favorite food?
A: Anything that is on your plate!
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Q: What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A: A hot dog!
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Q: What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?
A: A sausage dog!
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