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Q: What did one female firefly say to the other? 
A: You glow girl! 
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Q: Why are men sexier than women? 
A: You can't spell sexy without xy. 
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Q: How much money do you need to satisfy a woman? 
A: It is always just a little bit more. 
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Q: What is the difference between a woman and the Sun? 
A: The world evolves around the Sun. 
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Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: None. Let her do the dishes in the dark.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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