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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Women Jokes - IV

Q: What do you call a woman who can't draw?
A: Tracy.
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Q: What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip)?
A: The internet, Telephone, Tell a woman.
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Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent?
A: When her first words are, "A man once told me....."
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Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't, there's a clock on the oven.
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Q: Why hasn't a female been to the moon ?
A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
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