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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Men Jokes - I

Q: How can you tell if your man is happy?
A: Who cares?
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Q: When would you want a man's company?
A: When he owns it.
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Q: What do you call a man with an opinion?
A: Wrong.
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Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
A: Four guys watching a football game.
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Q: How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
A: Make him wear shoes.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.