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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Men Jokes - VII

Q: What's the smartest thing a man can say?
A: "My wife says..."
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Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
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Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A: He buys an extra case of beer.
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Q: What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
A: Telling you his real name.
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Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: He didn't want any advice.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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