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- Jai Ganesh
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Algebra Jokes - IV
Q: Why did all the apples in the fruit bowl know each other?
A: They were core-relations.
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Q: Why was the matrix arrested?
A: Illegal entry.
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Q: What do you call a rodent with babies?
A: A quad-rat-ic parent.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a linebacker with a computer geek?
A: A linear programmer.
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Q: Why is the Rational Root Theorem so polite?
A: It minds its p's and q's.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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