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#1 2024-11-22 22:15:54

Jai Ganesh
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Algebra Jokes - VII

Q: What do you call an algebra teacher who takes his vacations at the beach?
A: A tangent.
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Q: What wild animal is good at algebra?
A: The tangent lion.
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Q: Why are you so negative?
A: Just take me for my absolute value!
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Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?"
Student: "Ten Q".
Teacher: "You're Welcome."
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Parent: Did you study your algebra lesson at the family reunion?
Student: Sure, it was a function with relations.
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