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#1 2024-11-23 15:08:39

Jai Ganesh
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Algebra Jokes - VIII

Teacher: Why did your mother and father do your algebra homework?
Student: They really understand parent functions.
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Teacher: What is 2n plus 2n?
Student: I don't know. It sounds 4n (foreign) to me.
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Teacher: Let's find the square root of 1 million.
Student: Don't you think that's a bit too radical?
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Surgeon: Nurse! I have so many patients! Who do I work on first?
Nurse: Simple. Use the order of operations.
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Teacher: Your behavior reminds me of square root of 2.
Student: Why?
Teacher: Because its' completely irrational.
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