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#1 2024-11-25 23:26:01
- Jai Ganesh
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Arithmetic Jokes - II
Q: What do you call a fish that knows addition?
A: An Octoplus.
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Q: Why is an math book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems.
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Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A: A grade school math problem!
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Q: Why did the two 4's skip lunch?
A: They already 8 (ate)!
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Q: Why can't you put 8 and 2 next to each other in math class?
A: Because they don't pay at10ention.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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