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Jai Ganesh

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Arithmetic Jokes - VI

Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?"
Student: "Ten Q".
Teacher: "You're Welcome."
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Teacher: Let's find the square root of 1 million.
Student: Don't you think that's a bit too radical?
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Teacher: Your behavior reminds me of square root of 2.
Student: Why?
Teacher: Because its' completely irrational.
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Father: What did you do in school today?
Son: We played a guessing game!
Father: I thought you had your math exam.
Son: Exactly!
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Son: "My math teacher is crazy".
Mother: "Why?"
Son: "Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2."
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