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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Calculus Jokes - I

Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A: Because you can't drink and derive...
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Q: What's the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?
A: A natural log cabin!
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Q: What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe?
A: Zero.
Q: Why?
A: Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!
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Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
A: "I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."
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Q: What does the Ph.D. in math with a job say to the Ph.D. in math without a job?
A: "Paper or plastic?"
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