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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Calculus Jokes - III

Q: Did I tell you about my math teacher?
A: She derives me crazy....
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Q: Did you hear the one about the statistician?
A: Probably.
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Q: What wild animal is good at calculus?
A: The tangent lion.
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Q: Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?
A: He was better at fitting curves than hitting them.
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Q: Why was the function so bent out of shape?
A: Its regression model was too tight a fit.
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