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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Geometry Jokes - V

Q: What do people who whine a lot and 3 points have in common?
A: They are both coplaners.
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Q: How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?
A: 3.142
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Q: What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle?
A: Nice Legs.
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Q: What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?
A: Geometry.
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Q: Why did the right triangle divide it's adjacent side and it's hypotenuse?
A: Just Cos!
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