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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Geometry Jokes - VII

Q: What should you do when it rains?
A: Coincide.
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Q: Why were the similar triangles weighing themselves?
A: They were finding their scale.
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Q: Why won't the circles invite the ellipses over for dinner?
A: They are too eccentric.
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Q: Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?
A: They were right for each other.
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Q: Why is a geometry book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems.
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