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#1 2024-12-26 22:38:18

Jai Ganesh
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Accountant Jokes

Q : What is the definition of a good tax accountant?
A : Someone who has a loophole named after him.
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Q : Why do accountants make good lovers?
A : They're great with figures.
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Q : Where do most accountants live?
A : In a tax shelter.
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Q : What is the definition of "accountant"?
A : Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
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Q : Why accountants don't read novels?
A : Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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