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#1 2024-12-28 00:05:02
- Jai Ganesh
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Alien Jokes - II
Q: Where would an alien park his space ship?
A: A parking meteor!
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Q: What did the alien get the baby to go to sleep?
A: He rocked-it (rocket).
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Q: What do farmers need to create crop circles?
A: A Pro-tractor.
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Q : What kind of currency do aliens use?
A: Starbucks.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a weeping willow and an UFO?
A: A crying saucer.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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