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Q: What do you call a wizard who flies around in a UFO?
* A flying sorcerer.
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Q: What do aliens serve their food on?
A: FLYING SAUCERS.
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Q: How do you throw a party for an alien?
A: You have to plan-et.
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Q: How do you organize a space party? Give up?
A: You planet!
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Q: Why did Tom Cruise wear a satellite dish on his head during his wedding with Katie Holmes?
A: To get better reception of the signals from the aliens!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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