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Jai Ganesh

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Architect Jokes - II

Q: What does a female architect want?
A: A model husband.
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Q: What kind of tree does an architect climb?
A: Geometry.
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Q: How can an architect make you love your house even more?
A: By telling you the cost of a new one.
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Q: What did the architect say to the circle?
A: You're pointless.
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Q: What did the architect say when the witch doctor removed his curse?
A: Hexagon.
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Student: "I'm cold".
Architecture Professor: "Then go to the corner!"
Student: "Why?"
Architecture Professor: "Because it's 90 degrees!"
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