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#1 2025-01-06 00:02:10
- Jai Ganesh
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Astronaut Jokes - VI
Q: Why is Saturn so rich?
A: Because it has lots of rings!
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Q: What dance do all astronauts know?
A: The moonwalk.
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Q: What did Neptune say to Saturn?
A: Is Uranus in-between us?
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Q: What does an astronaut eat for breakfast?
A: Nothing, he went out for launch.
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Q: Why did the astronaut suddenly stop what he was doing?
A: Because he spaced out.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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