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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Beautician Jokes - I

Q: How did the beautician win the race?
A: She took a short cut.
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Q: What kind of car does a beautician drive?
A: A compact car.
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Q: Why do men put on makeup and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
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Q: Why did the blonde put on makeup before going to bed?
A: She wanted to get an hour of beauty sleep.
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If your hair is done properly and your wearing the right shoes.... You can get away with anything.
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Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
A: She had a make-up exam!
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